May ,2009

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 News Bits...

* FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.

* Stimulus is where the government gives a smidgen of your tax dollars back to you, making you feel so good about yourself that you want to run out to Wal-Mart and buy a new Chinese-made HDTV and go home and watch Telemundo

*BROKER -- What my broker has made me.

*What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my
checks is returned stamped 'insufficient funds'. I won't know whether that refers to mine or the bank's...

*Fleas in your carpet? 20 Mule Team Borax- Sprinkle and let stand for 24 hours.

* I want to warn people from Nigeria. if you get any emails from
Washington asking for money, it's a scam. Don't fall for it.
 

*The difference between a pigeon and an investment banker.The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.

*Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children.

*We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.
 

 Up Coming events...

May...     
 

       1-3 -ASCA-TCASWA
            Cal Poly, Pomona, CA
            sheep, cattle ducks
            PATDc,s on Friday
            Judges: Ken Silvera & Mike Bryant
            Info: Carol McLaughlin
            PETDRCJM@aol.com
            Marie Nagano naganom@earthlink.net
            Sec: Jan Dolan jjdolan2@verizon.net
             http://www.tricountyaussies.com/


          10th -AHBA- IEHDA
               Stonewall Ranch, Perris, CA

                HTD sheep & geese & tests – sheep

                Secretary: Jan Mc Aninch, (714) 846-5134,
                 email to: tervs@mcaninch.net
                Premiums available at:
                http://www.jan.mcaninch.net/
                click on 'EVENTS'

             30-31- AKC-AVSDC
                   Lucky Ewe Ranch, Lano, CA
                   Judges: Ed Faulk & Joel Levinson
                   Sec: Jan McAninch (714) 846-5134
                   email to: tervs@mcaninch.net
                   Premiums available at:
                   http://www.jan.mcaninch.net/
                   click on 'EVENTS'
                 
June...

                  14th-AHBA- IEHDA
                    Stonewall Ranch, Perris, CA

                   HTD, JHD, HCT available

                  
        30-JMS-Happy 12th Birthday Choice

                     
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 May, 2009Class Newsletter